implantsandheadaches:

He has to fight back laughter, ultimately failing as a few chuckles slip through his lips. “A chicken’s a feathered bird. Usually white or brown. Sharp beaks. Fierce temper.” The major has to stop, his teeth worrying into the inside of his cheek. 

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   The Primarch mulls this over, consternation furrowing his browplates. “But turians have no feathers.  Nevertheless…I might…concede a certain similarity to your description.” He grunts.  “Particularly the temper.” He ponders further: “And humans!  Like pyjacks, wouldn’t you say?”

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implantsandheadaches:

“I’m not exactly sure what you want to hear… sir.”

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        “–No, no. Explain it to me again. What’s so funny about the chicken crossing the road? And what is a chicken?  Why have I heard humans compare turians to this animal?”

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