pssst. feel free to ask for skype if mutuals.

Kenzie: NOOOOOO
Alu HOLDS UP AN APPLE
Alu CRUSHES IT
Alu: IT DIDN'T KEEP ME AWAY
Kenzie SCREAMS
September  21   ( 4 )   via   +

August  19   ( 1 )   +
mavicvirim:
"☠"

mavicvirim:

imperatorvictus-blog:

Send ☠ for misguided advice.

[Msg; Mavic Virim] Virim — if you ever get married…your spouse is always right.  Even when they’re wrong, they’re right.  It’s saved me a lot of arguments in my marriage.  Best to nod your head and admit your mistakes — even when you don’t know what they are.

[text] What? Where did that come from?

[text] Me and marriage though; never happening

[Msg; Mavic Virim] Just an old soldier reminiscing – pay it no attention.

August  19   ( 4 )   via   /   source   +
jesinorah:
"♣"

jesinorah:

imperatorvictus-blog:

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you.


[Msg; STG] Is this a secure channel?  Neutralize the strike team stationed on Korlus.  They’ve been compromised.

[text]: unless those official reparations are in the form of a new job or some other means of getting money to pay for rent and food, im gunna have to insist that you /not/ fuck with my shit.

[text]: cuz I need this thing for my livelihood, sir. plus if the Hierarchy or whoever else scans this shit, they’re gunna find a loooooootta pictures that they may not wanna see…

[Msg; unknown] Noted.  We will just incinerate the device.  Please take this moment to save any contacts or media you wish to transfer to your new comm.  We would like you to accept the transfer of credits to your account as additional compensation for both your time, property, and silence. Have a good day.

August  18   ( 10 )   via   /   source   +
jesinorah:
"♣"

jesinorah:

imperatorvictus-blog:

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you.


[Msg; STG] Is this a secure channel?  Neutralize the strike team stationed on Korlus.  They’ve been compromised.

[text]: nope, i’m a human. my boyfriend and my best friend are turians. so is my daughter, so… my sincerest apologies for calling you ‘bro’, sir.

[text]: yyyyeah, about that. if we could avoid scanning and impounding my shit, i would greatly appreciate it, sir.

[Msg; unknown] Your device could be bugged, or have an open OS exploitation that may endanger the integrity of the Hierarchy. You will be given official reparations.

August  18   ( 10 )   via   /   source   +
vanguardturian-archive-blog:
"text meme: ⁇ and ✆ [ sorry not sorry ]"

vanguardturian

Send ✆ for a morning text.

[Msg; Cmdr. Cleeton] Good morning.  Almost getting ready for bed, myself, but that’s just part of travel during wartime, isn’t it?  I also

[Msg; Cmdr. Cleeton] The message was sent and I wasn’t done, damn thing.  I ALSO wanted to…just…say hello.  But not like that.  I mean — I’ve always loved mornings.  The quality of light seemed so unique, so still and peaceful, no matter on which planet’s surface I stood.  Mornings offer a chance to start things anew, to improve on the previous day.  They’re full of promise. Maybe I’m tired, or delirious, or just an old fool who couldn’t shake all his romanticism away, but mornings are……hopeful.  I just thought you’d appreciate that.

Send ⁇ for a worried text.

[Msg; Cmdr. Cleeton] I’ve seen the reports about your Cabal. The distress calls were…garbled, but the beacon signal noted ‘catastrophic’ and ‘request for immediate airlift out of hot zone’.  I don’t see how you’ll ever receive this message…but aid is on the way.

[Msg; Cmdr. Cleeton] Repeat.  Aid is on the way.

[Msg; Cmdr. Cleeton] Gael, remember those promises you made me. Palaven’s stars and  a fine bottle of whiskey.  Ilium’s sunset.  You damn well come back alive, Commander.  That’s an order.

August  18   ( 4 )   +
jesinorah:
"♣"

jesinorah:

imperatorvictus-blog:

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you.


[Msg; STG] Is this a secure channel?  Neutralize the strike team stationed on Korlus.  They’ve been compromised.

[text]: hey bro, no need to imprison me, was just tryin to be helpful. that shit’s deleted.

[text]: …wait, primarch? holy shit

[Msg; unknown] Yes, quite.  I’d appreciate if you respected my position.  You’re not a turian, are you?  FYI your comm may need to be impounded.  That is still undecided.

August  18   ( 10 )   via   /   source   +
jesinorah:
"♣"

jesinorah:

imperatorvictus-blog:

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you.


[Msg; STG] Is this a secure channel?  Neutralize the strike team stationed on Korlus.  They’ve been compromised.

[text]: not a secure channel, dude. sorry about korlus, I’ll try to find someone to forward the information to

[Msg; unknown] Try anything with that data and you’ll be imprisoned for purposes of galactic security.  Stay calm.  Erase that message and standby as your comm is scanned to determine the integrity of your deletion.  Furthermore, ‘sir’ or ‘Primarch’ are the only means by which you will ever refer to me.  Am I clear?

August  18   ( 10 )   via   /   source   +
operativegaley-deactivated20171:
"☠"

Send ☠ for misguided advice.

[Msg; Op. Galey] As a general, I’ve learned that the best way to deal with emotions is to brush them aside.  Confronting your feelings will only expose your weaknesses, which can spiral out of control or be exploited by enemies.  Being professional, seeing your duties through — this is the highest ideal. Close your feelings away.  They’ll only bring you pain.  Compartmentalize.  It’s the only way to stay sane.

August  18   ( 1 )   +
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